If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I intend to get homeless drunk
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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