You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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