We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He told me they were just razor bumps!
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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