Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
PS: I just woke up from my shower
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Randomize
