dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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