her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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