Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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