I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
