dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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