Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
The beer is more important than you right now.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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