That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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