Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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