i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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