Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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