i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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