How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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