dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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