My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I will pee on everything he values.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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