You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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