It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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