i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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