im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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