I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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