This is not my ceiling
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
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