my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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