No awkward lesbian experiences without me
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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