Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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