Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm like, not good at living.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
