im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It's blow job season.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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