2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
What drink are we having for lunch?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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