Someone shit on the floor
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
there was a trapeze. enough said
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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