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(540): View more from Virginia

Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.

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(802): View more from Vermont

he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...

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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"

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(217): View more from Illinois

it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.

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(313): View more from Michigan

I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs

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