You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...