matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You're so nebulous sometimes
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules