Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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