i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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