i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Holy shit dude........stairs
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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