But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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