omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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