you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
is that a dick in a sweater?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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