maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
