I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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