I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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