It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
my being single is dangerous.
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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