just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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