I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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