I just saw a hot homeless man
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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