please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Houston, we have a squirter
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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