They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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