I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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