have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
