I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
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You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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