so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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